jesse

verb

1. a bombastic potential solution to a problem that may or may not solve it, but will maximum the humor of the situation, sometimes very darkly

"Hunny, the pool is dirty and the rabbits are eating the flowers again.

Well dear, I'll just put the rabbits in the pool. That way they'll eat the dirt instead. Two birds, one stone!

Are you trying to jesse this?"

by socketexception June 11, 2024

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Gone the Way of Jesse

Disappeared from the face of the Earth like Jesse Evans - Noted Outlaw.

"Where has Joe been? "
"Man I don't know, he's gone the way of Jesse."

by BigDaddyNac March 5, 2024

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Jess

A girl who loves the colour yellow, wears scrunchies , her friends call her a vsco girl for it, uses tik tok only to see hot people and cute videos.

That’s Jessica she’s a bit of a vsco girl

by Eggs and spices June 1, 2020

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Jess

Jess is a girl with soft dark hair and glowing smiles. Someone you hold onto and run for when you cry. The bestfriend you'd follow blindly into rays of moon or sun light. You treasure every video and or photo you have of Jess, they've always been just so photogenetic. And no matter what Jess never failed to make you smile, and to turn the earth for you.

"I'm upset, I didn't get to hang out with Jess today."
"Sorry, I'm hanging out with Jess."

by mood rings November 13, 2022

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