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jason dickhole 

the person in your group of friends that everyone dislikes. you do stupid things to him/her just to see the reaction. there is one in every group. if you are reading this and think that there is not a jason dickhole in your group, then you are the jason dickhole.
Hey Tyler, lets go piss of that jason dickhole by putting a plastic knife in his shoe for no apparent reason.

Chris angered the jason dickhole by placing condoms all over his/her wall.

That jason dickhole just called 911 cause there were condoms on his wall.

the jason dickhole in my group called 411 cause he thought it was phone repair. His phone wasn't even broken.
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Jason Mirandes 

Best Canadian squash player that ever lived. Idolized by many and considered a hero nationwide. Awesome hand eye coordination and superior racket skills. Definitely better than Roger Federer comparitively in tennis.
Wow, that Jason Mirandes really makes me want to play some squash.
Jason Mirandes by Pwest10 February 25, 2010

Jason's Pub 

One of Owen Sound's more welcoming and friendly establishments. Attached to it is the "darkside". Literally just another room that is slightly dingier and does not serve Molson Crystal or 50. Also called "The Pube" by many regular patrons.
Guy 1- What are we gonna go tonight?
Guy 2- Go to the pube! Or as people from outta town call it, Jason's Pub!

Jason Money 

Making money, like Jason Kidd, making those millions. Someone who is better off than the rest around him. Opposite of broke
Person 1: Yo you hear about Ed got that job at Exon?

Person 2: Yea, he making that Jason Money!
Jason Money by baldandbeez October 11, 2013

Jason Bourne 

Someone who gets really mad but can't fight for shit no matter how hard they try
" Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne"

Jason Ravalo 

The ultimate homie. He can bone all yall bitches so watch out.
He just JASONED MY GRILL - Jason Ravalo

jason lane 

He is a Fucking gay cunt. He sucks so much dick that even a brothel house could handle that much dick. he claims he is the best at everything but is the biggest cocky guy ever.
jason lane by Eagleboys123 March 4, 2017