JAILHOUSE MAMA

It’s when you squeeze someone’s upper knee and it results in a tickle. Also usually you get kicked in the stomach because many people do not appreciate the jailhouse mama.

“man mars got jailhouse mama’d so bad he won’t let me near his knee.”

by pix3lcats August 6, 2022

jaiilyena-miah

a short 15 year old brunette who doesn’t know what gender she’s attracted too and has severe mommy and daddy issues. shes also attracted to older men/women between 18 and 20.

“is that jaiilyena-miah?”
“yes! shoot your shot she liked older men/women!”

by bubswrld December 9, 2022

Jail dummies

Jail dummies are impressionable, naive, usually young people who are just entering the world of low end crime. The jail dummies have no clue what the profit from their crime is actually worth, because they're new and oblivious to the profit margins and believe the criminal hiring them is simply giving them a fair share.

In truth, the crime itself is usually simply but fairly high risk, which is why a smarter criminal will outsource the job to jail dummies, so the dummies go to jail while the career criminal gets to deny the whole thing.

Don't worry, if we get caught, I can deny the whole thing and blame it on my jail dummies.

by GliveCo January 23, 2023

Jail

Yeah, see? He thinks it's him... And not ME 'Hym' but HIM him.

Hym "See? There. Jail."

by Hym Iam February 21, 2023

jail

antonym for bussin. jail is bad. like mint flavoured vape. imagine the worst experienc eyou have ever had - that is jail.

omh have you seen lochie today he is so Jail

by anonymous February 23, 2023

Jailhouse Rock

The warden threw a party in the county jail
The prison band was there and they began to wail
The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing
You should've heard those knocked out jailbirds sing
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone
Little Joe was blowin' on the slide trombone
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang
The whole rhythm section was a purple gang
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Number 47 said to number three
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with your company
Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me"
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock, Rock, Rock
Sad Sack was sittin' on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin' all alone
The warden said, "Hey, buddy, don't you be no square
If you can't find a partner, use a wooden chair"
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Shifty Henry said to Bugs, "For Heaven's sake

No one's lookin', now's the chance to make a break"
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, "Nix nix
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks"
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock, dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock, dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock-

by Death Menace April 5, 2023

Jailblasting

When you having sex with a women and then you flip her over and proceed to destroy her ass with an increasing number of fingers till she's crying.

Bro I had Stacy over this Saturday and totally convinced her to do some jailblasting till she was crying. She said she'll be back on Wednesday

by Suicidal thots April 6, 2023