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Get Jade

When a person of minor intelligence tries to say that a person got owned.
"I like having fun at night"-so does your mom...get jade
by Majorinttelligent June 14, 2010
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Jade

She is the hottest person you will ever meet and has a big juicy ass the size of the equator, this girl is a hoe life or no life kinda girl,if you ever meet a jade just tell her how much you would wanna fuck her <3
Guy1 “Oh look it’s jade”
Guy 2 “she is a keeper man”
Guy 1 “ yea that’s why I turned transgender

Guy 2 “wait…”
by Shower.socks August 29, 2021
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Jade Mccgovern

A jade mccgovern is a fat slut. She has little friends and is often found alone watching doctor who. She is probably the saddest girl you will ever find, she is always eating or wearing short skirts.
Have you seen that Jade Mccgovern, who would date her?
by nooo nameee April 6, 2015
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shyla-jade

the fattest of the fatty patty's the most outrageous heffa to exsist.
"shyla-jade is morbidly obsese. stupid heffa."
by shyla jade September 4, 2023
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Jade

Jade is a naturally beauty. She is so hot and you can fall for her very quickly. She can manipulate you easily and you can be obsessed with her. She is very sexy and always top even by men. Everyone thinks that she’s hot and she is! She doesn’t care about your feelings. She always says her opinion and you can have fun with her. You know what I am talking about. She knows how to it very great! She’s a Maf!a leader and could k!ll everyone. She’s always the leader.
Someone:, I’m dating jade!‘
Someone:,you can’t reach her nobody can! She’s so hot! Lucky you!‘
by niknamesjjsjs November 21, 2021
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Jade

Jade is a girl who is someone you are blessed to have in your life. She has a smile of an Angel that could make your day better then it was. She has so many talents in so many ways. She is naturally beautiful and is so gorgeous and stunning. She has a heart of gold and is a very kind and nice person to everyone. She is not shy and is a very out there person with the best vibe. Her personality and Goofy ness would make you fall in love with her even more. Her eyes are like a beautiful sunset and a outstanding sunrise. She has been through hell but always gets back on her feet and shows the world she is strong enough. Jade is someone you would love too spend everyday with and someone you can always count on too be there!. Her love for people is like a rear diamond that needs to be held by the right person. She so much love for people but one wrong move and she has no love for you. She is the life of a party and the light to everyone boredom. Her singing voice is like no other. If you have a Jade that you love that you like tell her you like her and tell her you love her but hold on to her because she is worth more then you will ever no. She is the type to stay with you forever and will love you till her last breath.
Jade is a rear diamond hold on to her tight because once you leave her you will never met someone so special again 💙🥰
by Peekaboo 456 November 24, 2021
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madison Jade

The weirdest person in the world who is obsessed with the hit TV. Netflix original series Stranger Things.
by Cantspellmyname December 18, 2017
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