jacob geno

a redneck boy

jacob geno is a redneck

by yahir T October 11, 2021

jacob markowski

A guy who is always there for you. He will make you laugh no matter what. He can make anything funny and loves music. I he dosnt date you than he will be like a brother to you.

Jacob Markowski is like a brother to me.
I could talk to Jacob Markowski all night and he would listen.
When i was feeling down Jacob Markowski made me laugh

by Jmoran1999 October 30, 2013

jacob macaroni

a short skinny dark haired male with fuckboy additudes and gay ass haircuts. also pretends to be depressed

jacob macaroni shut the hell up

by dickboi42084 December 30, 2019

Jacob lambert

If you run when you get caught with a vape

Don’t do the jacob lambert

by the cheeseburger October 1, 2021

Jacob ogdenitus

A health condition in which a males penis reverses inside itself

Dude I’ve just been to the doctors and found out I’ve got Jacob ogdenitus, my poor penis is inside out

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

jacob shartorious

ok, so, you know that little fuckboy on musical.ly? this is his middle school nickname that his mates gave to him when he shit himself lip syncing.

jacob- "hey guys !"
jacobs' friend "dafuq is up shartorious?"
so basically jacob shartorious means the end of all man kind.

by the not a meme August 12, 2017

jacob q

Someone Who Gets All The Girls, Loyal and Very Smart. Someone Who Is Dedicated To Goals.

my new years resolution is to become a “Jacob Q”

by urdanydictionary October 26, 2020