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Chat-Trap

A voluntary paralysis caused by a tightening of the butt cheeks to prevent defecation.

Standing perfectly still while holding it in so you don't shit yourself.
Caught in a chat-trap, Adam spent the next painful 30 seconds on the stairs clenching and plotting his next move.

After unsuccessfully chat-trapping on the dance floor, Eve would not be able to return the slacks she purchased only the day before.
by Spicy Hamburger April 17, 2009
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trap job

when the penis gets locked in the butt hole and you have to cut it out
My wife is sour from last night's trap job.
by flatpat69 December 18, 2017
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rake the trap

slang phrase for male homosexual activity(ies) on the golf course; comes from an excuse made by 2 males to get away from the other members of a golfing foursome
I'll meet you guys at the next tee. I'm going to help Joe "rake the trap."
by cromag cousin July 25, 2007
mugGet the rake the trapmug.

how to trap

Start with something with market value potential, sell it make money. Repeat
I didn't have any cash so someone taught me how to trap to put money in my. Pocket s.
by Yooks January 19, 2018
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fuckboi trap

When a girl gets caught in a fuckbois web of lies
She got trapped in Donovan fuckboi trap
by Ruffles111 March 24, 2016
mugGet the fuckboi trapmug.

Covington Trap

When you see a snippet of a video and you assume you know exactly what happened as if you were there. Usually leaves people quick to jump to conclusions with egg on their faces.

This is in reference to the 2019 Lincoln Memorial confrontation between Covington Catholic student Nick Sandmann and activist Nathan Phillips in which a short clip went viral online and sparked outrage across the country by NPCs, Fake News and the Twitterati who made wild accusations of racism, terroristic smiling, and made public death threats against the teen.

Later, as a much more complete video made its rounds on the internet it appeared that Sandmann was innocent of any wrong-doing and Phillips was the aggressor.

Also not covered by mainstream media were the Black Hebrew Israelites who made multiple racist comments towards the students yet somehow escaped public criticism.

Sandmann would go on to sue multiple media outlets for defamation and has since won his case against CNN for an undisclosed amount. His other cases are still pending.
When you adopt this mentality of "I'm sure" then you're going to fall into a Covington Trap.
by spitxswear May 8, 2020
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The missionary trap

The act of attempting to smack/hit the light switch as to avoid eye contact while participation in the sexual position known as ‘missionary’, but since you are locked in a perpetual state of kissing and smacking, you are forced to awkwardly look away at other objects around the room while trying to maintain an erection.
Yeah dude, last night I was banging this hot chick, but then I had to bail since I got into the missionary trap, my dick went limp almost immediately!
by Pleaseendme January 20, 2019
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