When a man is giving a woman anal and does not want to get poop dick, right before pulling out, he punches her in the ribcage causing her to tighten up her sphincter muscle and when he pulls out, he makes a popping sound with his finger and mouth and says "Clean as a whistle" and whistles the Irish Spring theme.
"I was giving this chick anal last night and right before I pulled out, I gave her an Irish Spring and my dick came out (POP) clean as a whistle!!"
by rocketserve June 10, 2013
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Get the Irish Lemonade mug.“I told Alex that I was gonna gave him til the count of ten, but I gave him the ol irish picnic instead...”
by Ithink2much March 29, 2019
Get the Irish picnic mug.A broken beer bottle; usually used for self-defense in a bar fight, or as a deadly weapon in a rumble and/or your standard bumfight.
Two-Bit Matthew's weapon of choice when a gaggle of Socs roll up on him, Pony Boy, and Johnny at the Drive-In.
Two-Bit Matthew's weapon of choice when a gaggle of Socs roll up on him, Pony Boy, and Johnny at the Drive-In.
I got into an argument with this guy down at the pub last night, and he cut the shit out of me with an Irish Switchblade.
by Detroit Steve March 13, 2012
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{espresso, past participle of esprimere, to press out, from Latin exprimere : ex-, ex- + premere, to press; see per-4 in Indo-European roots.}
{espresso, past participle of esprimere, to press out, from Latin exprimere : ex-, ex- + premere, to press; see per-4 in Indo-European roots.}
by e5051 July 20, 2008
Get the Irish Expresso mug.Last time I went out to a disco in Dublin, I caught a lad and a lass Irish Kissing on the dance floor! My buddies and I took pictures posing with them, but they didn't notice us.
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