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Person that is not good enough to start a soccer game. Similar to a bench warmer.
Coach, put the "hambone" in, we are ahead by 4 goals, we can afford it.
hambone by r0ckstar September 19, 2008
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Hobo Surprise

When a homeless person enters a phonebox to search for spare change in the coin slot and upon leaving he is surprised to find a bucketful of semen falling onto his head, splattering the exquisite contents all over his rags.
"Peter got hobo surprised last week, and he loved it"
A person who attempted (or was accused of attempting) rape sometime during their highschool career. Whether they attempted the act or not, some drunk female may have accused them of such. In an SNL skit with Will Ferrell, he gives a shoutout to "hambone! check it out! tried to rape a girl in highschool!", and thus this definition.
<guy 1> Hambone! Check it out! I heard your theRapist ass tried to rape that Becky chick!
<Harrison> Fuck that shit. stupid drunk bitch, i didn't try anything.
<guy 1> ...we're still calling you hambone forever now.
Some useless bum that sits infront of your school drinking alcohol, but in a way you feel like you want to hug them...
As Bob was walking to school on a nice friday morning, he came across a trail of beer bottles. He followed them to back behind his school where he saw a motionless lump under some blankets. He picked up a nearby stick and poked it a couple of times to see if it would move, it didn't. When Bob took the blanket off of it he saw a person that looked somewhat dead. To check he gave it a few kicks and it eventually woke up. As it started to stand up, Bob hugged it and jizzed his pants. Bob and the Hobo then spent the rest of the day drinking alcohol.
Hobo by Jones is da best January 17, 2012

hobo bob 

a hobo that smokes weed and gets money for sucking peoples dicks
isent that hobo bob, he is a weird dipshit

littlest hobo 

A wealthy charming good looking man whom i would give anything to be like.
The littlest hobo is my hero.
littlest hobo by Chuck November 28, 2003