Slap Ass Friday

The Friday of every single week all school year where students sexually harass other students by slapping each other's asses without consent. Students and teachers at the time don't even realize it's sexual harassment because of Rape culture in our society. All in all it's literally normalizing the sexual harassment and reducing the education of personal space and boundaries.

Sally: Oh my god! I totally just got my ass slapped by some random person today!
John: You do realize that's sexual harassment, right?
Sally: NO! THEY TOLD ME IT'S SLAP ASS FRIDAY, It's like an actual thing now.
John: I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment, Sally! That's not okay at all.

by melaninporn January 26, 2016

frodau

When Sabrinas alcoholism reaches a new point that there is a new day of the week after Friday called Frodau.

I'm not an alcoholic I swear, it's just frodau.

by Your Dads Cake Pop July 7, 2023

Friday Tip

A method by where the HR department tries to justify their useless existence at KPMG.

I deserve $90k/year and working 20 hr weeks, as i publish the Friday Tip.

by SV April 22, 2005

friday five

A blogging meme used to fill up space in someone's livejournal, personal website, xanga, etc...

Who the fuck actually bothers to read this shit anyway?

omg the friday five lolz
1. what is your favorite color?
2. how old are you?
3. What did you eat for breakfast?
4. what color was the last shit you took?
5. you are a fucking asshat? y/y?

by shake n bake !!!!111 August 7, 2006

Friday Night Flu

The faux illness your girlfriend/boyfriend gets on a weekend night preventing you from going to meet up with your friends as originally planned.

Dude 1: Didn't Mess say he was coming tonight?
Dude 2: Naw, his girlfriend caught the Friday Night Flu.

by HairySally January 11, 2009

Foodathalon

The process of consuming heavy amounts of a variety of food for sport!

A Foodathalon is when you and the other participants order food from every restaurant around and eat till there is no more FOOD!

by Joey Ortiz January 22, 2009

Foodarian

A person who participates, advocates, or supports the consumption, preparation, or production of high-quality, fortifying, earth-sustainable, and by no omission exquisite food regardless of its derivation from plant or animal.

A Foodarian is somebody that only eats organic food, or food from a sanitary environment e.g. cage-free, free-range, organic meat

by Olliemae24 June 27, 2012