hankey farm

somewhere that you get caught fucking a girl

i was fucking my girl then it turned into a hankey farm when her dad walked in

by ballsweata6969 December 10, 2011

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights (people submissive to you or blind-loyalty style protective of you), typically from male to female; - manipulating another's empathy bias for profit.

It is usually immoral, exploitative, pragmatic (psychopathic).
A type of scam. Similar to gold digging.
Also this is how the money is made on personalized adult sites and by online influencers.

- This poor OnlyFans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're being parasocial.

by veinsofgold June 10, 2024

antique farm equipment

also see black child

antique farm equipment

by skibiditoiletamongussussyballs November 19, 2023

pure farm

A tile in the game Carcassonne consisting of uninterrupted farmable land extending to all 4 sides of the tile. The piece is extremely rare since most tiles have a road or city interrupting the farm land.

“I need a pure farm piece to complete my monastery”

by bucket fudger April 15, 2024

orchard farm

Orchard Farm High School; where the only thing higher than the death count is the students.

Friend 1: “Don’t go in the bathrooms”.

Friend 2: “Why?”

Friend 1: “It’s Orchard Farm, someone was getting high. It smells like weed.”

Friend 2: “Oh okay.”

by insultedduck October 24, 2023

deposit farming

When a landlord takes money from tenant’s deposits every time they let it out, but never use the money to actually fix or replace the thing it’s for. Often the damage being charged for is more like fair wear and tear, or was a problem before the tenants even moved in.

My landlord took our deposit to replace the carpet that was stained when we arrived. I know the next tenants and when I went to visit them, the stain was still there. Seems like they were just deposit farming.

by ‘Ol snakeeyes December 26, 2019

lightning farm

to stand outside when it’s storming and farm lightning

whoever gets struck wins

“Wanna go outside and lightning farm and see who gets struck first?”

by landry nicole August 13, 2025