Wall Kid

A “wall kid” is a term that originates from Eden Prairie, Minnesota. There is no actual wall, the term refers to railings overlooking New Commons. There are four railings, one for Freshman, Sophomores, Juniors, and Seniors. People who stand at these “walls” are called Wall Kids. They go to the walls before school starts, during lunch, and in between classes. To be a wall kid, you can be blonde, you can be rich, you can play football (some baseball players are wall kids, but it’s not a rite of passage), or you can be on drugs and drink hella alcohol (in a “cool” way though, not such a drug addict that you are shooting heroin in the bathrooms, ODing in the halls, or are a frequent user of the sex staircase). It also has to be mentioned that you have to be really hot for people to even consider you a wall kid. Some girls are NOT hot, but if you’re blonde and friends some of the girl wall kids, you’re in. Some ugly guys hang around the walls, too, but they also are probably friends with a wall kid, and the others are probably irritated that someone ugly is by their precious wall. Popular incoming freshman will know that they will become wall kids, and on the first day of school will run to the freshman wall. Wall kids will go to Homecoming and Prom together, throw raging parties, and be guaranteed a spot at a good college (no ivies, none of them are all that smart). Wall kids are the highest rank of social status at Eden Prairie High School.

Girl 1: I really like this one guy. He’s super hot.

Girl 2: There’s no way you could date him, he’s a fucking wall kid.

Guy 1: Are you gonna play football this summer?
Guy 2: Yea, all my friends do it.
Guy 1: you mean all the wall kids.

Girl 1: Goddamn it, all these wall kids are crowding the hall way.

Girl 2: I know!

by Hey, man May 17, 2019

Kid Cudi

The act of ruining an upbeat moment by saying a depressing fact or statement.

Man 1 : yo do you think I should go on Facebook live real quick just for fun?

Man 2 : did you hear about that dude that got shot on Facebook live? Yeah his whole family was murdered too.

Man 1 : bro what
Man 3 : you just Kid Cudi’d that shit dawg.

by Jit shiesty April 22, 2022

helicopter kid

A child who is simply not ready for the harsh realities of real life because they were coddled too much as a child. Helicopter kids come in many forms and do many things to signify that they are indeed, helicopter kids. For example:

Follow you around the room when having a conversation

Eat out a lot despite not having a job

Cant live in a house without a heater

Ask for permission to do mundane shit

Gets paranoid as shit whenever anything slightly illegal happens in their vicinity

Overall a beta human being

“Should we invite ___ over tonight?”

“Dude no, they’re such a ducking helicopter kid, they’ll ruin everyone’s night.”

by Helicopter Kid December 17, 2018

Oppressor kid

A kid who relies on his oppressor for pvp but in reality he has no pvp skills at all and a oppressor kid also kills and griefs for no apparent reason

Oh you see him he destroyed all of my cargo with a oppressor he such a oppressor kid

by Oppressor kid dictionary January 19, 2021

Cheap Kid

A guy formally known as Andrew but is refered to as "Cheap Kid" because of the things he does. Also known as alien because of his long fingers and desire to probe guys from the ass

Hey remember that guy Andrew? He keeps taking my fries without even asking

"I'm rich because i'm cheap." - Andrew

by zeeeeee March 7, 2005

columbine kid

A kid who has the potential to become a school shooter. Usually socially outcast and depressed.

Dan has no friends and people make fun of him all the time. He may become a Columbine Kid.

by Drew24592 May 15, 2005

90s Kid

Someone stuck in the 90s, a few of them not being from the 90s but into 90s shows and culture. Most 90s kids did grow up in the 90s but don't realize half the stuff they 'remember' is stuff kids from the 2000s also remember. They're stuck in a decade and won't let go of it, for better or worst. Most 90s Kids say everything in the 2000s suck because it wasn't from their generation, and most of the time they haven't even watched said shows that 'suck' without giving any backup to why except it not being from their decade.

Regular Kid: God I really like Regular Show and Penguins of Madagascar.

90s Kid: Those shows suck!

Regular Kid: Have you ever seen them?

90s Kid: No, I haven't, they won't be as good as anything from the 90s.

Regular Kid: Then how do you know they suck?

90s Kid: ....

by GreyNeon July 30, 2011