The Football wall

When a football fan cannot accept their club is not the biggest in the world till players they want go elsewhere. it is like when a woman hits the wall at 30

Newcastle United have hit the football wall

by Dr Tard August 10, 2025

snow football

vigorously masturbating, usually used in the context where you hurt yourself in the process.

dave tore his acl while playing some "snow football"

by dankipzzzzzzzzzzzz February 22, 2011

Football

This long, brown, round, nice, ball.

I love touching footballs

by daddyhacker2019 September 22, 2023

The goat in football and basketball

The goat in basketball and football are märt and aleks from the hood of Tapa

Hwo is the goat in football and basketball?
Answer: Aleks and Märt are.

by Mlgmlgmlg December 13, 2022

Football

When you take a foot to someone's balls. Not in relation to the American sport, nor the European sport. Just foot to balls.

Im going to football him if he says something stupid again.

by I Always Tell The Truth(wink) August 29, 2025

Poobatty-Football

Poobatty-Football it the sport, played around a poobatty-ball court. Players must stand AROUND THE OUTSIDE of the court and kick the ball being used over the poobatty-net. The ball must bounce once within the other teams half before reaching players of the other team who then have 4 touches (max one per player) and as many bounces (on or off the court) as is necessary before returning the shot. If a team fails to return a shot with 4 touches then the round is lost. Scoring is the same as tennis with points, games, sets and matches, a team can only win a game by two clear points.

Whats the Poobatty-Football World Championships score? GBR are winning by 3 sets 2 games and a point.

by THE_TRAIN July 2, 2011

The Football Special

A euphemism for gay sex. Specifically, in which one party, usually named Sam, is the bottom.

Sam started suffering from anal bleeding after partaking in the Football Special.

by thelonepooper March 15, 2023