failbork

A better name for Facebook.

I stopped using failbork as it's full of fake people, fake news and should not be a part of life.

by Impshum November 23, 2020

Failed Fledgling

Adult children that briefly left home that couldn't make it in the real world and moved back into their parents home (nest)

Did you hear that the Cadman boy moved back home after he couldn't get a job after eight years of college getting a doctorate in Theater Arts? I feel sorry for them about their failed fledgling.

by jmbraben May 19, 2021

Failed abortion

zenitsusbigjuicyass79

Stupid fortnite kid: Yo have you heard of zenitsusbigjuicyass79 he's pretty cool
Me: nah fuck that psychopath he's a failed abortion

by Redsis The Weirdo June 6, 2021

faildom

when you act dominant but you're actually hella submissive

Demarcus Quantavious the 15th is a faildom cause he's a big buff gym man but he secretly likes getting his nips licked and kissed.

by miyonas April 16, 2022

Failed miscarriage

Technically everybody on earth right now.

Person 1: “Jessica is a failed miscarriage.”
Person 2: “Isn’t everyone?”
Person 1: “Oh shit.”
Person 2: “Your a dumbass Peter.”

by A human I guess August 20, 2022

Failed Extract Daddy

commonly found on twitch at degenerate hours. can be seen dying on streets, baited by lunch boxes, forgetting their backpack is on, and having no bitches. however followers; he has many loyal subjects.

Hey, did you see that Failed Extract Daddy forgot his backpack at hole in the wall again?

by TheBau5 January 31, 2023

Fail mail

Imagine doing a countdown and end up with terrible timing

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 ........ Nothing happens

That's fail mail

by Mail moment July 20, 2023