Evans are either tall and skinny or short and fat. There’s no in between. He’ll lead you on but treat you like a queen while doing so. He claims to love you when he loves someone else more. He also has a very close friend. Almost like a sidekick. They’re very similar, most likely the same body type and accent. Evan can cook too, so no need to learn, ladies!
Andrei : “I love Evan so much!”
Cynthia : “Wait, he told me he loved me last night”
Andrei : “I’m not surprised, we can just share!”
Cynthia : “Wait, he told me he loved me last night”
Andrei : “I’m not surprised, we can just share!”
by Cloud 8+1 April 15, 2020
Get the Evanmug. only feeling love towards Chris Evans and no one else. You can feel attracted to other men but only love Chris Evans.
by Grxztify August 4, 2022
Get the Chris Evans Sexualmug. A certain individual who is famous in the Roblox community and allied with an individual named "Calin Madi" for their 23 subscriber special.
by jban12 August 21, 2024
Get the Evan Belzumug. Evan is the guy everyone hates. He is ugly, rude, and annoying. If you are friends with him he will still make up reasons to hate you.
Evan is gay
by I’m a fakee May 23, 2018
Get the Evanmug. by RaNDOM DUDES !#$%^ February 23, 2017
Get the william evan blumbergmug. An awkward conversation consisting of mildly personal questions such as, "What's your favorite food/color/school subject?"
by CoolAidCheeseMan May 21, 2022
Get the Evan Conversationmug. One of the best bike shops on this earth. The staff are more than happy to help you out and not thinking of taking your money for it, like other bike shops. These guys give you the best advice from people that really know there stuff. So they dont just go sorry mate its broke your going to need this really expencive new one. They will sell you exactly what you need, this goes for there mechanics as well. What are cytech trained and ride bikes themselfs so know what is what.
by Dour cream August 26, 2009
Get the EVAN CYCLESmug.