Smeli Eli

A horizontally challenged plus sized blob of meat who looks at Quora, Fandom, Wikipedia and War thunder porn all the time. He has been smoking for 60 years. Also showers once a year.

A🍪🎮: Is that the guy from fortnite???
B: No, the guy from fortnite actually showers. That is smeli eli.

by xX_BlackPeopleAreInferior_69Xx May 6, 2024

Eli Kopter

The sneaky Mossad agent!!

Did you hear? Eli Kopter was behind the helicopter crash!

by ProudZionist May 28, 2024

Eli Niggafart Morgan

cums on me alot, and jerks my meat, and nigs me all the niggy nig, And also he is a Kool Kids Klub kkk for short, he is a member for the kkk, and loves to eat meat, especially my meat, and hes a nigger,

and nigs

"HEY ELI NIGGAFART MORGAN YOUR A DIRTY COTTON PICKER"

yessir daddy can i suck you off too?

"BET NIGGA"

by schliggagigganigga May 29, 2024

Yexianna Elyse

A princess, daughter of a king and queen. Had a most sweetest smile and most beautiful eyes. She get hurt easily, but she was patients. She loves dogs very much. She was friendly, She loves music, your'e so lucky when you meet her.

Yexianna Elyse don't try to hurt her or else you'll be punished.

by @mmyuhh November 25, 2021

Elis

Elis a person who really likes snus. He usually wears a flannel jumberjack shirt with a leather jacket. Big fat leather boots are cool thinks Elis. Elis shlong is defined as an opened fire hydrant when he ejaculates.

Is that Elis?
No, it's his shlong.

by DoggesTurken November 26, 2021

Carl-Elie

Carl-Elie is a cool guy who listen to freeze corleone erryday
He also a good basketball player

Carl-Elie is the GOAT

by Zangbeto November 26, 2021

Eli

A man who has massive boobs

Wow that man has an Eli

by Ilikegarglingoncum November 27, 2021