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Gouch-eyed

A name used to describe somebody with an extremely cocked eye
Tell that gouch-eyed bitch in your room to get the fuck up and do something! Lazy bitch with her dum looking face
by Zombiesafterme July 13, 2018
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One eyed goo cannon

The male penis, a man's sexual organ.
I walked in the bedroom and Travis was yanking hie one eyed goo cannon.
by Daddy Norm February 7, 2024
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3 Eyed Dildo

The 3 eyed dildo is very expensive if you spent all your money on donating to Belle Delphine's OnlyFans spending almost £40 just to look at naked gamer girl pictures.
Leah: Hey girrrrl, you heard about that 3 Eyed Dildo? I might ask my boyfriend to get me one or i can just take his phone and use his card so he think's he lost his phone and it went under the bed. Well who cares if it's the same as every dildo at least I can show off!
by animelover69drinkinwine September 26, 2020
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Ei Stan

It's a type of person who thinks that Ei from the game Genshin Impact is the superior archon to the other 3 (Nahida, Zhongli and Venti). Those people can be easily spotted in the comment sections of various edits/comparisons between Ei and other characters. People like this are extremely annoying and braindead. They don't pay attention to the lore most of the time.
Person 1: Wow I really like Zhongli!

Person 2: ei solos tho

Person 1: ew an Ei Stan
by tzewkikagen October 1, 2022
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sticky eyed

basically when sombody nuts in your face and it gets in your eyes
DAMN HOE YOU JUST MF GOT STICKY EYED
by pacitoman September 26, 2018
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cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.
That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.
by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
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Black eyed Susan

When his balls sack hangin so low that he black in both of her eyes from behind her in doggy style position . Her names Susan ... ??
Black eyed Susan likes i from behind.
by One eye angi June 28, 2021
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