Duck Dick

Someone that has a very short and skinny penis. Like a duck.

"OMG, that guy has a little duck dick!"

by Fucking with Jewdy February 06, 2010

Pregnant Duck

My wife looks like a cute little ducky. When she is pregnant

Aww baby you look. So cute just like a. Pregnant duck

by Geo Voom September 22, 2016

Donald Duck

Donald Duck is Cockney Rhyming slang for fuck.

"I couldn't give a Donald Duck if you went out with him"

"Fancy a Donald before work, love?"

by Alexmate November 12, 2018

Play the duck

• Pretending to be oblivious;
Dont play the duck when you're a goose, silly!
(Like when you know that they know that you know they're lying but they duck the truth looking like a silly goose).

• It can walk like a duck, it can talk like a duck- but it's still a fucking goose.
(You're not even fooling you, silly goose).

• Duck the pigs, you silly goose.
(Got birds in the back, trying not to quack).

🦆🦆

Something she would say: "You dont have to play the duck around me, I'm pretty chill".

by SARADOX (plutos promise) January 11, 2020

Duck beak

A duck so smart it can't be just a duck, but rather, a duck beak

Hey you see him? Yeah..duck beak..I heard his iq is higher than Einstein

by Gelytin March 07, 2023

Chicken and Ducking

Cockney rhyming slang for clucking i.e. in severe heroin withdrawal or in fact it is often used for being in withdrawal from any chemical substance - clucking like a chicken.

Oi mate wanna buy a 32 inch custard and jelly (telly) come on mate I'm chicken and ducking I need my one of each (a bag of smack and a bag of crack).

by Constant John February 13, 2009

duck stuff

Duck stuff is the stuff ducks do like flip in the water and wiggle their feet trying to catch fish.

"Hey Nathan what is that duck doing? "
"It's doing duck stuff "

by Lovebug1616 April 18, 2017