Schlong Dong Ditch

When a guy taps his flaccid penis against an unaroused female clitoris in a consensual way, followed immediately by sleep.
Guy 1: Awh man did you sleep with Karen last night?
Guy 2: No dude, I schlong dong ditched her.
by Marinadoom August 02, 2018
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kappa ding dong

Random word pronounced as a sign of pure randomness.It can be for agreeing,for denying and even for a neutral opinion!Sharing this word with your friends brings a closer relationship,but dont share this sacred word with strangers cause it'll make you look like a foreign unicorn from outer space!
by xR3XXAR May 27, 2017
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Ding dong ditching

Verb

1. To go ding dong ditching means to either go knock on a door and run away usually done with a group of friends

2. Other variations include “borrowing” berries, fruits, food from the front of peoples houses in your neighbourhood with often a group of friend
Oi mate lets go ding dong ditching.

They went ding dong ditching and now their neighbours hate them.
by MouldyJam November 23, 2019
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The Mexican Dong Swipers

In order to perform the mexican dong swiper, you'll need a blender, a live duck, and a toaster. First, have your girlfriend come over to your house and have the duck, blender and toaster all on the table. Hopefully she'll be suspicious. Take her into the bedroom, and fuck her brains out, tell her you want to get wine, then grab the duck, go back into the room, insert the duck into her vagina, then proceed to cum on the inserted duck, have her squirt her menstreul juices on the duck. The duck will be very scared by this point, take this duck out to the kitchen, put this duck with the juices on it, and put it into the blender, after frapeeing it for roughly 2 minutes, put this mixture on to a baking tray, turn the oven to 350 degrees fahrenheit, bake for 22 minutes (set the timer), then cut this mixture into bars that you can bring to your next party. Enjoy this wonderous treat! After eating this mixture, it will produce a euphoric state and your dong will tingle, hence the name.
Jeff: Me and my girlfriend made some bars last night.
Jose: Really? What did they consist of?
Jeff: Look at it. Your eating The Mexican Dong Swipers right now.
Jose: Fuck you Jeff.
by IScissorkickLatinos May 18, 2010
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ding ding dong

Contrary to popular belief, a ding ding dong refers to a person's nose.

Not to be confused with a tralala.
"Oooh, my ding ding dong."
by sunshinegirl727 February 19, 2008
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Long dong kong

A hairy strong man with a big penis.
He is usually strong physically and sexually and quite hairy and macho.
Long Dong Kong
"Aly is such a stud , He is a Long Dong Kong."

"Damn girl look at that hairy muscular he-man with that delicious bulge, both his muscles and penis are strong, what a Long dong kong"
by Long dong kong March 31, 2017
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ding dong ditch

1. A group of fuckery teens rings someones doorbell for shits and giggles and then runs away in hopes of giggles, adrenaline, and entertainment.
2. When you realize the person you've been having sex with lately is a fuckwit, fuckboy, fuck tard or any/all of the above, therefore you determine to abort the mission of having sex with them in the future.
At all stages in life one must consider playing ding dong ditch.
by PineappleJuice March 20, 2015
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