"911 what's your emergency?"
"Somebody just ding dong dicked me"
"Ma'am, this line is for emergencies only"
*line disconnects*
"Somebody just ding dong dicked me"
"Ma'am, this line is for emergencies only"
*line disconnects*
by Badass Honeybadger February 18, 2022
Get the Ding Dong Dickmug. by Sexi_mexi18 March 7, 2017
Get the Spacalaca ding dongmug. In order to perform the mexican dong swiper, you'll need a blender, a live duck, and a toaster. First, have your girlfriend come over to your house and have the duck, blender and toaster all on the table. Hopefully she'll be suspicious. Take her into the bedroom, and fuck her brains out, tell her you want to get wine, then grab the duck, go back into the room, insert the duck into her vagina, then proceed to cum on the inserted duck, have her squirt her menstreul juices on the duck. The duck will be very scared by this point, take this duck out to the kitchen, put this duck with the juices on it, and put it into the blender, after frapeeing it for roughly 2 minutes, put this mixture on to a baking tray, turn the oven to 350 degrees fahrenheit, bake for 22 minutes (set the timer), then cut this mixture into bars that you can bring to your next party. Enjoy this wonderous treat! After eating this mixture, it will produce a euphoric state and your dong will tingle, hence the name.
Jeff: Me and my girlfriend made some bars last night.
Jose: Really? What did they consist of?
Jeff: Look at it. Your eating The Mexican Dong Swipers right now.
Jose: Fuck you Jeff.
Jose: Really? What did they consist of?
Jeff: Look at it. Your eating The Mexican Dong Swipers right now.
Jose: Fuck you Jeff.
by IScissorkickLatinos May 19, 2010
Get the The Mexican Dong Swipersmug. Contrary to popular belief, a ding ding dong refers to a person's nose.
Not to be confused with a tralala.
Not to be confused with a tralala.
by sunshinegirl727 February 18, 2008
Get the ding ding dongmug. A hairy strong man with a big penis.
He is usually strong physically and sexually and quite hairy and macho.
Long Dong Kong
He is usually strong physically and sexually and quite hairy and macho.
Long Dong Kong
"Aly is such a stud , He is a Long Dong Kong."
"Damn girl look at that hairy muscular he-man with that delicious bulge, both his muscles and penis are strong, what a Long dong kong"
"Damn girl look at that hairy muscular he-man with that delicious bulge, both his muscles and penis are strong, what a Long dong kong"
by Long dong kong March 31, 2017
Get the Long dong kongmug. 1. A group of fuckery teens rings someones doorbell for shits and giggles and then runs away in hopes of giggles, adrenaline, and entertainment.
2. When you realize the person you've been having sex with lately is a fuckwit, fuckboy, fuck tard or any/all of the above, therefore you determine to abort the mission of having sex with them in the future.
2. When you realize the person you've been having sex with lately is a fuckwit, fuckboy, fuck tard or any/all of the above, therefore you determine to abort the mission of having sex with them in the future.
by PineappleJuice March 20, 2015
Get the ding dong ditchmug. When you put your penis in between to fish fillets and she sucks it then uses the cum for tartar sauce
by III TTT June 19, 2020
Get the Long dong silvermug.