Dirt Smurf

Is a smurf that lives below ground in the dirt beneath all of the other smurfs. Pops up to take and steal from the other smurfs to survive.

That chick is a real dirt smurf.

by Truecolours72 November 28, 2021

Dirt Rider

1. A person of either gender with poor judgement and no class.
2. A person with bad personal hygiene.
3. A promiscuous person.
4. Someone that enjoys anal sex.

"Person 1: Did you see how greasy her hair was?
Person 2: Yeah she's definitely a dirt rider."

"Person 1: Stacy let me do anal last night.
Person 2: I knew she was a dirt rider"

by Paranormalgirl May 23, 2008

crawling dirt

Insect pests, like roaches, flies, mosquitoes, silverfish, etc.

I don't like to use insecticides. How can I get rid of this crawling dirt around the bathtub?

by pentozali October 21, 2009

Dirt Rag

1.) An All-Purpose rag used for various things around the house, such as: washing windows, washing your car, wiping down things in a tool shed. The rag is something that would never be used on a human body or on anything like dishes or in the bathroom no matter how many times it is disinfected and washed.
2.) A person, that like a DIRT RAG, is all over everything and everyone. A promiscuous person whom has been with various other promiscuous persons, whom should never have any sexual contact with anyone for fear of passing along whatever dirt or disease he/she is covered with.

"OMG, Brittany fucked Jill's boyfriend and now she is fucking Professor Smith...what a dirt rag."

"Son...pass me that dirt rag so I can wipe down the wheels of my car."

by Judith Shakespeare March 30, 2010

dirt chute

a females 's anus. It usually has a sexual connatation

She took it in the dirt chute like a real champ.

by thesinic September 20, 2006

dirt nasty low

A term used by ricers to define a car that is extremely low to the ground. Most of the time this will involve their car scraping on the ground whenever they drive it.

Damn Son, that Honda is dirt nasty low!

by xXx_Pu$$yd3$tr0y3R_xXx_69_ May 17, 2016

Handle your dirt

V. The act of safeguarding one's interests, personally, rather than relying upon other parties for support.

Don't hide behind your bodyguard! If you can't handle your dirt then don't talk like you real.

by K. Washington July 24, 2016