Drunk Blingberrying

The act of using a Blackberry to text while drunk. May result in embarrassing messages saved on the recipients Blingberry for future harassment. You could also be fired because your bosses name is one entry away from the chick you have been trying to hook up with. Now your boss thinks you are gay and that you are sexually harassing him.

Just say no to Drunk Blingberrying.

by Nikizzy April 26, 2006

Drunk

a state of NIRVANA caused by alcohol.

I'm so drunk I can't lie down with out holding on and i'm loving every minute of it.

by n333m September 22, 2005

drunk stop

IN BRIEF: A DUI stop

NOTE: A drunk stop is a stop for driving under the influence or while drunk or intoxicated.

Drunk stops saves lives. People that drive drunk know better.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 21, 2010

drunk as a thousand Apaches

Extremely drunk and disorderly

I saw Mike at the bar last night and he was drunk as a thousand Apaches

by Woody Thomas July 29, 2008

Brett Kavanaugh Drunk

When a past black out drunk event comes back to ruin your life!

Man, I got so Brett Kavanaugh Drunk lastnight!

by Betazk22 September 26, 2018

Too Broke to Drink Too Drunk to Work

A state of being when one is too hungover to go to work, but is too broke to have being able to afford alcohol in the first place.

1. Rob: Is Tom coming in today? He is 3 hours late.
James: No, he called in. He is hungover.
Rob: I thought he was broke
James: He is! Maybe he sold his plasma TV for a 5th.
Rob: Too Broke to Drink Too drunk to work! Damn.

2. Jerry: Hey Tom, wanna get crunk tonight?
Tom: Hell yeah! I'll go turn in my pop bottles and forget my electric bill until next week! I've been dying to burn those candles!

by Dyzfunctionz December 17, 2008

nightwine drunk

when you get so drunk you pee yourself (multiple times) and do the rick flair dance.

dude did you see matt at devils punchbowl chasing badgers? he was nightwine drunk

by rich mesenger July 20, 2006