my penis is crying

when you're bladder is so full it feels like you're penis is cryong

I NEED TO PEE SO MUCH PEE AHH MY PENIS IS CRYING

by ballsackmcgee420 May 14, 2025

Cry pie

When something gets you sad that you literally become a pie of tears

Can be used as an adjective or a noun.

Somebody: “there’s no more ice-cream”

You: “I’m a cry pie”

by amyisthebomb March 11, 2019

crying apple

An apple that feels pain and cries when told that it isn’t a nice colour

The red and yellow apple became a crying apple when may called it a terrible name

by Anonymous1019181716 March 22, 2021

Cry one out

When you are just so sad that you have the overwhelming to need to masturbate
Or used as an excuse to go masturbate at a sad event such as a funeral

Brother: Hey Greg, grandma just died
Greg: oh my god, I need to go cry one out!!
Brother: gross dude

by Bratboy207 August 26, 2018

Cum & Cry

When you cry right after an orgasm, often due to extreme regret.

*Man, I had a great streak on nofap
-So... what happened?
*I lost
-Did you cum & cry
*Definitely

by Fakeville May 06, 2019

Crying like a bitch

You were crying like a bitch a second ago.

Hym "Oh? Is there someone specific you want to call into the show Sam Sedar? No. If Sam Sedar doesn't address me TOMORROW another condition will be added. YOU go fuck YOURSELF you piece of shit. Find his college age daughter. I'm going to make sure you suffer some form of consequences for this you piece of shit. Don't act like I didn't give you an out. Emma is going to be crying like a bitch. Again. Don't think I didn't see it."

by Hym Iam July 09, 2024

omg milly its okay don't cry

when your milly is sad you must say this

"your millys sad"

"you say"
omg milly its okay don't cry

by sherman 100 November 07, 2019