Mike uses a COVID mask to hold up his balz and keep them safe... That's the one Mike lends Rob that faithful day in October when Rob forgot his mask and graciously wore inhaling Mike’s teen spirt. Balls beep biatch ;)
by SikentG October 10, 2020
Get the rob likes Covid ballz deepmug. When the odds of a young healthy person—who always wears a face mask and practices social distancing—dying from the coronavirus in a country with low infection and mortality rates are like the chances of someone hitting the jackpot twice at the casino.
Which event is less likely to happen: catching Donald J. Trump telling the truth, or being struck by Covid-🎰?
by Covido November 17, 2020
Get the Covid-🎰mug. COVID Hold Crisis—where we get to spend countless hours per week on hold, being cut off, being transferred from person to person (most of whom have such a thick foreign accent it is impossible to communicate).
by Patience is a virtue! April 22, 2022
Get the COVID Hold Crisismug. The crap thats going around and making dumb Karens buy all the frikin' toilet paper and old people crap 'em selves and the idiots who take a quarter of the bloody shopping center because were going in QuArAnTiNe
Guy: Holy shit Covid-19 is back and the karens are back!
Guy 2: Oh shit Karen Is back in town my- lads
Karen: ExCuSe mE ! i NeEd ThE lAsT tOilEt PaPeR rOlL fOr My DaUgHtEr FeLiShA.
Guy 2: Oh shit Karen Is back in town my- lads
Karen: ExCuSe mE ! i NeEd ThE lAsT tOilEt PaPeR rOlL fOr My DaUgHtEr FeLiShA.
by Covid-19KaReN July 27, 2020
Get the Covid-19mug. by CthulusCousin May 7, 2024
Get the covid clapmug. Guy 1: I'm gonna run to the store for some beer. Guy 2: I'm not sure if they are open you better call first because they have new covid hours. Guy 1: Great idea. Thanks man.
by jimmybomm April 21, 2022
Get the covid hoursmug. by Jonathan Sankey November 9, 2020
Get the COVID Copmug.