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cooch goblin

Negative term for a child. Coming from a cooch, the child is compared to a goblin, a fantasy creature which is short in stature, and usually depicted as ugly, dirty, dumb and uncultured.
Agitated childless person: It is very fucking nice that I'm going to travel to Europe in a few weeks while you get your cooch goblins ready to go back to school.
by UrbanTh August 8, 2017
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Coochbumps

When your vagina/pubic area gets goosebumps.
When I saw the ghost of River Phoenix, I got coochbumps!”
by Bilavrana April 18, 2018
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Coochelfie

A picture of your cooch.
Guys don't ask for buttholes pictures, they prefer to receive them as bonus material in a coochelfie
by A.D. Who's He February 20, 2019
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Coochbanger

A male or Female that inserts an object such as a dildo or real penis. Coochbanger also refers to a male or female who has multiple sexual relationships.
Did you see that guy at the club last night? The ladies said he’s a coochbanger.

You’re a disgusting coochbanger.

I had The wildest night, I partied with a bunch of coochbangers!
by BigBitchsWhoGotDa’Sauce September 8, 2019
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Coochglue

When a girl's woohoo petrifies the crotch of her panties like Super glue.
"Bitch take a bath, y' got coochglue on my sofa!"
by IdntgivaFOX April 11, 2020
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Cooch Lice

by Cumsickle February 23, 2020
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