Condomic

An adjective to describe something to have condom-like properties

Person 1:
You are very condomic

Person 2:
I know, I should get it checked out

by Hidden Profile January 14, 2025

International No condom day

so what you do is you use no condom no lube and no protection and fuck till your dick is numb and you them everywhere you have faster than the person drinking 50 gallons of sperm record is 2 days getting fucked by a person

yo so I doing the international no condom day thing and fucked this guy faster then light

by Zayd the zinger nigger June 25, 2025

condom oven

Condom Oven
noun
(slang)

A term used to describe a specific type of party-hopping, drama-loving girl from Grand Junction, Colorado — often found baking under tanning lamps, riding shotgun in lifted trucks and ricer’s with a different guy ever time, and somehow always dodging accountability like she’s on a varsity team for it. Known for a fiery mix of chaotic energy, glitter-stained selfies, and a suspiciously high tolerance for Four Loko.

Example: Dude, that girl you’re talking to is a fucking condom oven.

by bajabenito August 5, 2025

condom holder

Condom holder is another word for male genitalia.

“DID YOU SEE HOW BIG HIS CONDOM HOLDER IS?”

by penistoucher424 February 28, 2025

Condom Turtle

A visible erection through the condom.

I leaned over, in an attempt to hide my condom turtle.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

African condom

An African condom is an Egyptian foreskin.

When procuring an African condom, one must meet with an Egyptian, who makes all genders try his foreskin for free. This repulsive act is only followed by the Egyptian taxi driver holding their belongings for ransom.

by ecaleohs June 3, 2023

Condom joke

When you tell a joke about your scrotum

Brendan: wanna year a condom joke
Jason: fuck no

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 6, 2023