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The church of Greg/Gregory

An extremely small religion of five people
I am in the church of Greg which is technically the smallest “religion” in the world and if you “believe” in Greg than you are in the church of Greg/Gregory
by Someone starting some joke September 9, 2023
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GOD CHURCH

A word that was first publicly revealed by Jake Paul in his MV " It's Everyday Bro". This guy needs to revew his grammar and his english vocabulary, because it doesn't mean shit. I guess he is just "begging for attention".
And I just dropped some new merch, and it's selling like a GOD CHURCH.
by kassoucv July 7, 2017
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trinity church

an iconic church that even people who don't believe in the lord should go to because life is lit
jesus: damnnnnn look at all of those trinity church hoes!
by dONT TELL MOMMM May 9, 2018
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Fishing in Church

A combination of the "fish hook" and the "cathedral."
10 shots later, we were fishing in church.
by Paul & Nate December 18, 2007
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Church of the Rock

An interdenominational charismatic church headquartered in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. It is famous for its annual Easter Passion Plays which re-enact the crucifixion and resurrection of Jesus Christ. However, what makes this Church's plays famous in particular is that they are themed around famous movies and use characters from modern popular culture as stand-ins for the Biblical characters. It first gained attention in when YouTuber Jenny Nicholson posted a video where she reviews all of their Easter plays from 2008 to 2022.
I can't believe it but during the 2018 Church of the Rock Easter Passion Play, they literally crucified Iron Man while he was singing "tubthumping"! And they even mashed it up with "It's the end of the world as we know it"!
by EthanRosca February 27, 2024
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real church

Any church that is homophobic, misogynist, and non-liturgical. Used almost exclusively to contrast conservative Christians from Progressive Christians.
"Your "priest" is a woman? That isn't a real church. "

"Stop being gay/trans and go to a real church, pronouns."

"I go to a real church. We follow The Bible™️."
by SapphicSelene April 5, 2024
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god church

Some type of cringey ass shitty fucking word made up by an ugundan spitter/JAKE PAULer
“AND I JusT DrOpEd SoMe NeW MErCh anD iTZ SeLLInG L1ke A god church
by NinjaStreamz May 28, 2018
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