chocolate woolly mammoth

A sexual act in which one takes a dump on a girl's chest, shaves their pubes onto their own shit, and proceedes to titty fuck her

For those who do not draw the line at the chili dog, there is the chocolate woolly mammoth: shittier, hairier, and smellier than anything previously invented.

by Wangcaster September 19, 2009

Chocolate attack

As used from De La Soul from the Feel Good Inc. track from Gorillaz. Chocolate attack means dumping alot of shit on someone's head, While sleeping, It's rare for people to do this, But it's happened before!

On 3 we will Chocolate attack Andrew!

by GorillazFanXOXO April 20, 2018

Hot Chocolate Backdraft

the occurance of flaming flatulence traveling in a backward motion back into the colon

that dude just suffered from hot chocolate backdraft!

by dat dan dis nigga hate dat September 4, 2008

Captain of The Chocolate Runway

A homosexual person. i.e a fag

damn that guy must be captain of the chocolate runway

by Anonymous February 16, 2003

Chocolate Kisses

The mark you leave on sheets when you sit your dirty ass on them without making sure you've wipped your ass.

You shit you've left chocolate kisses all over the sheets

by Brad Walsh January 21, 2003

chocolate speedway

A popular phrase that refers to acts of anal penetration. See also up the pumper and up stinkhole cove

"Yo man, like I was sayin', Tamsin refused to take it up the pumper or up stinkhole cove, but man she couldn't say no to a little chocolate speedway!"

by Mark November 23, 2003

chocolate shank

The punching of someone's asshole. The objective is not to actually enter the asshole, but usually as a retaliation when noticing that one's partner is about to defecate on one's face or chest during physical relations.

It can also be used in a more general sense when punching someone's exposed asshole for a myriad of reasons.

That dude was about to lay a Cleveland steamer on me, so I gave him a chocolate shank.

by Ross Sewage October 26, 2006