Ghost Children are the offspring of Children by persons already passed on, usually by a relative or the children of persons not physically impregnating a woman. These children see love from a totally different point of view, difficult since conception is from a seemingly selfish point of view.
My Grandfather's brother is my father? He lost two girls in infancy and never fully recovered. So what is it like having children by women having knowledge of your sexual behavior? I guess that means I'm a ghost child...and my sister and me are ghost children. Maybe it can be prevented by use of the missionary position, look into her eyes and pray.
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Person at Walmart: Ewww look there are some dumpster children
little shits running around crazy: WE LUV DA COLA POR PA!!! (we love the color purple)
little shits running around crazy: WE LUV DA COLA POR PA!!! (we love the color purple)
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A Child not fathered by the act of coitus but by insert the male semen while or after a blowjob/handjob or jerking off.
This can happen by accident or on purpose.
This can happen by accident or on purpose.
during a 3 way, your father jerked off in another guy's mouth, who then ate out your mom. 9 months later she shat you out, jerk off child
by DaSaTo March 8, 2010
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Luke: Hey did you hear that nick got an STD from natalie?
Carter: no. what did he get?
Luke: children.
Carter: no. what did he get?
Luke: children.
by themexijew September 20, 2009
Get the Children mug."Unintentional" victims of USAF saturation bombing attacks, but this obviously doesn't bother some retards who think there was a reason for America to invade Iraq, would vote for a mentally challenged president like George Bush and probably are stupid enough to spell moronic as "Mooreonic" because that's the limit of their wit. Civilian casualties are accepted in wars, but their deaths at least aren't meaningless when there is a reason for the war.
SOME REDNECK: "So stop whining about "babies this babies that", because we're not in this war to kill babies. Pull your heads out of your fucking asses and grow up."
GEORGE BUSH: "Less thinking, more sucking, get back down there"
GEORGE BUSH: "Less thinking, more sucking, get back down there"
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Get the candy cane child mug.Children are humans below 13. They are humans, but they aren't real, mature humans. 99% of all children are stupid, spoiled, and scream in stores. 1% can be found silently sitting in a coffee shop drinking coffee while reading a Richard Feynman book. Those are the gift ed, mentally mature kids. They don't have any awesome toy cars bought by their parents. They deserve to be respected, not stereotyped.Don't stereotype children, think about the 1% in the world!
To find out if a child is stupid, give them a Richard Feynman book. If they read it, and don't throw it away in 5 seconds while taking out their ultimate spiderman book, that means they are one of the 1% intellegent children. If they reject it, or throw it away in five seconds and take out their awesome spiderman comic book, they are stupid. Don't bother teaching them about newtons three laws of physics, they will be thinking about their awesome Wii game during that time.
If the children want toys, they can collect money from the sidewalk or become babysitter, since children cannot get a part time job.
To find out if a child is stupid, give them a Richard Feynman book. If they read it, and don't throw it away in 5 seconds while taking out their ultimate spiderman book, that means they are one of the 1% intellegent children. If they reject it, or throw it away in five seconds and take out their awesome spiderman comic book, they are stupid. Don't bother teaching them about newtons three laws of physics, they will be thinking about their awesome Wii game during that time.
If the children want toys, they can collect money from the sidewalk or become babysitter, since children cannot get a part time job.
Stupid children in Walmart: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mommy, look, look! Can you get me this?
*Climbs on shelves out of curiosity*
Smart child: Do you have a Richard Feynman book?
*Gets Richard Feynman book*
*silence*
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Mommy, look, look! Can you get me this?
*Climbs on shelves out of curiosity*
Smart child: Do you have a Richard Feynman book?
*Gets Richard Feynman book*
*silence*
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by porn addiction November 26, 2009
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