Check's in the mail

When you have no intention of paying for something/don't believe something. People used to pay for things by check and it would take some time to arrive. If you didn't have money, you could buy something without paying, saying "the check's in the mail."

"Hey, when are you going to pay me for that weed?" "The check's in the mail, bro."
"The supreme court is going to uphold the voting rights act? Yeah right. The check's in the mail."

by quietbanana October 6, 2022

box-check

Vaginal exam to obtain cultures and manually examine the vagina and other female genitalia.

We need a box-check for the pt with a condom full of money in her vag.

by 84RN July 6, 2010

dot check

When a girl is on her period and asks another girl to check if she has a dot on her pants.

"Hey, can you do a dot check on me?"
Girl friend checks out friend's butt for a period stain.

by Samurai00768 June 30, 2018

fray check

The art of linking someone to a fray video/song. the fray has become very popular as of late, and what better way to celebrate it's hourly radio play by calling an unsuspecting victim and then blasting the fray.

man I just got fray checked!

by charles mccarthy August 14, 2008

Smog check

When you're tossing someone's salad and they toot in your mouth

I was eating Karen's butthole and

she gave a smog check.

by Jackee1134 June 17, 2018

Fap Check

A Fap Check is an event initiated by a random roommate to catch their fellow roommates in the act of fapping. An alarm is sounded that signals the start of the Fap Check.

ALERT! ALERT! THIS IS A FAP CHECK! HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS AND STEP AWAY FROM ANY ELECTRONIC DEVICES! THIS IS A FAP CHECK!

by Koltov&Hordie August 21, 2016

Gravity Check

Just checking gravity! basically u just fell on ur face and made a fool of urself

Montie: *trips*
Elliott: Gravity Check!

by KanekIsAGhoul April 17, 2015