Lithuanian ball cancer

This is a syndrome when a person develops ball cancer from a beagle hound. It consists of many downsides such as ejaculating green substances, Dame Tu Cosita man coming out of your booty hole and Ugnius Makarovas shitting his pants.

Bro I have developed massive Lithuanian ball cancer. Because of this, Dame Tu Cosita man raped my mother.

by Green Testicles January 15, 2022

Mr. CalderOWN

beaner man, refered to as christian, into jokes a lot and like to chill on his toilet.
Super tall and hella sick

damn did you see Mr. calderOWN?
that fooo is hella sick

by somebeanerguy March 28, 2009

Tiffany Johnson and Nicki Candelaria

An unstoppable duo, whose adventures consist of things including:
Giant moths
Male and Female Plugs
Echoing drum sets
Disgusting coffee from Denny's.
Drinking too much energy juice
Making each other go to dances/ ride horses
Calling each other sluts
Walking to the Snak Shak and getting shitty malts.
Being the best friends we can be to each other.

Dude, Tiffany Johnson and Nicki Candelaria are pretty fucking crazy when they're with each other!

by FrostbittenxEminence December 24, 2008

cure for cancer

Something that cures cancer.

John Stamos's hair follicles are a cure for cancer, so are Chuck Norris's tears.

by catcherguy May 25, 2007

Calderón

1. Large cauldron.
2. Boiler.
3. Current non-elected fraudulent mexican president.
4. The mexican version of George W.(C.) Bush (see also).
5. Puppet, illegitimate, bastard, mediocre.
6. Fecal (after FElipe CALderón).
7. One who privileges the army in spite of education, and exploits de poorest in favor of the highest classes; admits interference in sovereignity and protects delinquency.
8. One who uses hiltlerian tactics to get the power.

-I need someone who betrays México quick and easy. What do you recommend?
-Impose a Calderón.

by Netas July 28, 2007

Booty cancer

1. describe an event that didn't go as planned or badly.

2. cancer of the ass.

1. -my dad yelled at me for being sick.

-wtf that's booty cancer. :(

2.doctor- the tests came back positive for booty cancer.

by Infernal Isolation March 5, 2009

canberra chris

A rare form of disease when you can only see brown......

"Why does this bourbon taste like vodka? "

"that is vodka, you must have canberra chris"

by jajajajajajafuck March 20, 2009