canadian tuxedo

A sexual act where the male makes an incision in the female's breasts to draw blood, then proceeds to ejaculate on her chest.

"Man I cut my girlfriend pretty deep before I jizzed on her tits when I gave her a Canadian Tuxedo."

by Marc Smith December 24, 2007

Canadian Pride

The having of all or most STD's at once.

Man, that Fuck Skull'll get you some Canadian Pride if you aint careful son!

by Ameran1 October 15, 2010

canadian stoplight

when you get out of your car, run around it and get back in.

Hey lets make this a canadian stoplight, dont drive away until i get back in the car.

by dick knuckle January 1, 2010

canadian sockpuppet

The act of sticking ones hand up a women's anus so far you can control her body movements

I gave her a Canadian Sockpuppet last night, she is still shaking

by B0RNK1N9 November 3, 2017

Canadian Midget

Small or short person from Canada.

Oh my Gosh that is a Canadian Midget.

by Nicholas Bujold October 20, 2006

canadian frosty

A Canadian frost is when a girl is on her period and bleeds into a cup, then a man urinates into the same cup. They freeze the liquids and when frozen, they eat it.

Blood urine eat Canadian frosty

by Ifyoucontinuetoreadthisyouare😂 January 23, 2014

Canadian prick

Usually a white male from Canada who is a Canadian prick.

This Guy Alban i play gta with is a real Canadian prick.

by Anonymousamericanasshole June 14, 2018