cake rinsed

when you go to buy drugs from some random off the internet and get left with a bag of salt

drug user 1 : "aww man, i went to score some gear and cake rinsed me"

drug user 2 : "i fucking drove 2 hours to suck this dudes cock for rock but this cunt cake rinsed me with a bag of salt"

by harry jnr January 21, 2021

Cake pansy

When a grown ass man in the group wants the tiniest piece of cake

Can you cut me a smaller piece of cake than that? I’m a cake pansy.

by Spirited Chaos April 8, 2023

cake dickeration

"cake dickeration" describes the decorating of a cake by drawing a large penis on it!

I'll draw a large penis with the frosting on that cake!
That is some nice "cake dickeration"!

by Hans Honk April 21, 2015

Cake Check

It is when you grab/slap someone’s ass or their “cake”

I cake checked her so hard

by Cakechecker February 11, 2020

cake ass

1.) Used to describe man who is very romantic and usually very gullible

"Hey man, is Mike hitting the strip joint with us tonight?"
"Hell no, that nigga ain't coming wit us with his cake ass!"

by Brittany_notyourgirl September 19, 2005

taint cake

A crusty, rancid, solid or semi-solid deposit left usually on the front rim of a toilet seat. This is usually caused by a person who does not properly or adequately wash the space between their genitalia and anus (i.e. "taint") and, hence, the residue from said area is smeared across the seat and incubated (or "caked") onto the seat so badly that usually a vigorous scrubbing is needed to remove the viscous substance.

"Holy freaking God, Chris needs to wash his under-carriage. Just look at that taint cake he left on the seat."

by Crashmanshibby March 29, 2007

cake daddy

A male who totally consumed with his female partner. A cake daddy will abandon his friends, and spend all of his time with said female.

Man, he turned cake daddy on us and spends all his time with his girl.

by N.S.R. aka. MRS. DAGHESTANI February 23, 2006