by Graggy21 October 22, 2010
by CTyankee July 18, 2017
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by Baddieeeee February 10, 2017
A rather excellent song by the eclectic outfit, Baptist & The Obscures. The name is rather a rip off of the superb funk tune, 'Squib Cakes' by Tower of Power.
A - Good grief, did you hear Jizz Cakes the other night??
B - Yeah man i did, blew my testis, mind and soul.
B - Yeah man i did, blew my testis, mind and soul.
by marabousteak January 25, 2011
"Hey man, is Mike hitting the strip joint with us tonight?"
"Hell no, that nigga ain't coming wit us with his cake ass!"
"Hell no, that nigga ain't coming wit us with his cake ass!"
by Brittany_notyourgirl August 29, 2005
A crusty, rancid, solid or semi-solid deposit left usually on the front rim of a toilet seat. This is usually caused by a person who does not properly or adequately wash the space between their genitalia and anus (i.e. "taint") and, hence, the residue from said area is smeared across the seat and incubated (or "caked") onto the seat so badly that usually a vigorous scrubbing is needed to remove the viscous substance.
"Holy freaking God, Chris needs to wash his under-carriage. Just look at that taint cake he left on the seat."
by Crashmanshibby March 25, 2007