tension boner

An inconvenient erection, similar to a NARB, caused by penis being in compromised position due to underwear, seated position or posture usually occurs while driving within minutes of your destination.

So here i am driving lights and sirens to a call and i get a tension boner a block away

by doc rich September 22, 2015

vanilla boner

Only being sexually attracted to normal sexual desires

Phil: Hey Rob, I just had the best orgasm.
Rob: Oh yeah, what porn did you watch?
Phil: Just Normal guy and girl.
Rob: Man, you really have vanilla boner, don't ya Rob?

by Espeoni October 10, 2015

boner breaker

1. An action or event that totally kills your boner.
2. Also used as an adjective in the place of a word like grenade.

1. John: Did you bone Carrie last night?
Jack: No dude! Her mom walked in and it was a total boner breaker!

1. James: FML! The Netherlands lost the World Cup!
Jason: Total boner breaker!

2. John: Hey, Allie is lookin' pretty cute dude.
Jack: No way bro! Allie is a total boner breaker! You must be drunk dude.

by Martin Stekelenberg January 24, 2011

wishing boner

When a male's genitals are aroused, yet in a state of limbo in which they can never truly realize erection due to their situation or surrounding environment.

" Billy had a wishing boner when he saw Stacy bending down to put stargazers on her late aunt's grave."

by RavagersClaws April 6, 2017

Boner Talking

Excessively complementing or talking up an individual to a point where it seems that there may be a sexual intrest in the individual

your totally killing it, you're amazing, you're the best, god I wish I was as good as you. "Hey man stop boner talking me"

by TyTyCool October 21, 2016

Atomic Boner

An atomic boner is a type of boner you can get sometimes that can cause pain and screaming and possibly even destroy your schlong. If you ever get one you must stay away from the lotion.

And the boy said while playing Call of Duty "AGHHHH! ATOMIC BONER!"

by Dandongding July 31, 2017

110% boner

A boner that's so hard that your dick literally hurts.

Bob: ayo Jerome I gotta boner and it's kinda killin' me

Jerome: aha! A classic case of the 110% boner I see

Bob: the what?!?

by TheDefinitionsMagician December 2, 2022