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cock block

Any object, person, or idea that has the acute ability to discourage sex.
I was SO for it, but she said she was saving herself for Jesus. Shit, religion can be a cock block.
by King Oyster Smash December 31, 2010
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vulva block

the female version of cock block, when one girl prevents another from having sex. Can happen many ways. A)stealing someone's action, B)or boyfriend, or C) walking into the middle of another female trying to engage someone.
"He winked at me first! You totally vulva blocked me!"
by Nezbit July 1, 2005
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cock block

An application that chat roulette needs to add that literally blocks cocks from the screen. This would entail a cock-identifying application that would need to work better than facebook's face recognition feature. It would also cut down on 90% of chat roulette users.
He was going to flash people on chat roulette, but the new application cock blocked him. He's gone back to flashing girls at parties.
by Architect of Destruction November 25, 2010
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cock block

An all male dorimtory hall in college
by Anonymous November 4, 2003
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been around the block

A boy or girl, usually a girl, who has had sex with seemingly every person on the block
Guy 1: Yo i heard you was getting pussy cuz... any truth to that?
Guy 2: Yeah word up cuz
Guy 1: Yo who u gettin it from?
Guy 2: Ommmm... Suzy...
Guy 1: DAMN CUZ!! aint that bitch who was caught sucking the whole football teams dicks after the game friday night??
Guy 2: Ommm... i dont know...
Guy 1: Man that bitch been around the block
by Killa Cam February 17, 2005
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d block

one of many different blocks in prison.
A"oi i hear dat rich is in lockaz agen"
B"ye man he rules d block"
by botty July 17, 2006
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Cock Block

n. A person who cannot stand the site of a friend getting laid and therefore has to prevent any possiblity of this happenning.
My friend Crookshanks is such a cock block, he should wear shoulder pads when he goes out to the bar.
by Don't you want to know June 2, 2005
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