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Beach dick

A state of partial erection about midway between limp and ragingly hard, suitable for an appearance at a nude beach.

A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
I had no idea this was going to be a nude beach!! Give me a minute, I need to focus. If I’m getting naked in public I’ll have to get to just the right level of beach dick, not too hard, not too soft!
by Chocolate bardonkey October 3, 2021
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.bobachvrlx

She is a fan page of Charli Damelio. She is really sweet to her fan. She also tries to respond to every comments. She doesn’t let her get her. She loves all of her followers. She doesn’t have a fan page or a hate page.
- .bobachvrlx is really kind to me

- i know she is really kind
by Bobachvrlx January 25, 2022
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Beach ball buttcheeks

a girl who is thick but still has no ass.
"damn she got the beach ball buttcheeks."
by ferencyfingerer May 16, 2023
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Beach

A male your female emo friend with relationship issues meets on the internet, never intend to meet in person but performs acts of affection towards.

To differentiate between Beaches, they must be named after beaches in your area, if there are none, expand until one is found.
"Hey guys I met this new guy I found" "Ahh shit, she met another beach. What beach is next to name this fucker"
by Small Left Dot June 6, 2023
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Beaching The Dinghy

When a man's penis comes out accidently during the middle of sex.
He was so small he kept beaching the dinghy.
by Natterbot June 28, 2023
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beach poptry

Beach Poptry is blend of beach and summer music that spans serveral genres and decades. It was developed into a radio format by Florida broadcaster Cliff Edwards.
Dude, check out the Beach Poptry on Beach Radio in Florida.
by Mofiggie August 20, 2023
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Cantan Beach

The catty girl at the bar exclaimed, "Oh, Scarlett, you are so tan. Where have you been?" Scarlett replied, "I've just spent three glorious days at Cantan Beach." Scarlett then quickly walked away without further explanation.
by scarlettonline January 26, 2009
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