Beardo is the name of a singer/songrwiter based out of California. His musical compositions are generally about low-life's, destroying the government, or making life a party. The genres that he plays vary from rap to rock. So far his most popular song has been "John Lennon," however it hasn't been put up for download. However he does have 3 songs, available on iTunes, called "Girls Girls Girls and Pills" "Losers" and "On the Run. He is signed with Shoot to Kill records. Beardo is usually assosciated with a group of rap artists, The Dyslexic Speedreaders, who are composed of three other rappers (Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty, and Andre Legacy).
by lucdshiznat June 4, 2008
Get the Beardo mug.The pencil-thin mini-beard worn exclusively by douche bags. Commonly identified by an overly symmetrical, millimeter-thin stripe of facial hair on a guy in an Ed Hardy shirt.
Examples include Ali G, that douchey guy from The Backstreet Boys, and guys who purse their lips for photos. See also "Jersey Shore."
Often accompanied by excessive Drakkar Noir cologne, Overuse of Axe body spray, blingy diamond earrings, and those shaved-in hair stripes, like MC Hammer or Bobby Brown.
Examples include Ali G, that douchey guy from The Backstreet Boys, and guys who purse their lips for photos. See also "Jersey Shore."
Often accompanied by excessive Drakkar Noir cologne, Overuse of Axe body spray, blingy diamond earrings, and those shaved-in hair stripes, like MC Hammer or Bobby Brown.
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When a male ejaculator, carefully jisms's on the womans overgrown pubic hair, then ripping the glue like combination of the hair, and the jiz, off, and place it on one of the girls eyes. You then proceed to kick the bitch in the shin, and watch her hop around like a one eyed pirate.
by Jose Chavez March 24, 2005
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by Ashley Furniture Bro January 13, 2011
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Guy 1: I see Matt and Lucy broke up
Guy 2: How did you know that?
Guy 1: He's got a break up beard coming through
Guy 2: How did you know that?
Guy 1: He's got a break up beard coming through
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Get the red_beard_neo mug.The Beard Rule states simply that the ends of a man's hair shall not reach past the tip of his beard -- or his chin if he has no beard -- or he loses his right to the title "man", and instead must be referred to only as "boy".
by Olaf Gjertsen May 13, 2009
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