Quiver in the river

The opposite of motion in the ocean

"damn son Im more of a quiver in the river, than a motion in the ocean."

by CORRUPTED420BIATCH August 11, 2023

Cry me a river

To feel like you were getting close to someone and then you find something out about them that is deceitful.

He was so sweet and I bought it. Now I'm done. I see you. Don't be sad, it's your fault- go cry me a river.

by misstara007 January 04, 2022

rivering

When a person cries too much. In this case, when someone is rivering, they are crying a river.

"That was so sad!!! I was rivering all the way up to the part where she passed away in that scene!"

by shuushuu April 26, 2015

River Pickle

A solid bowel movement excreted in a lake or other body of water used privately or by the public. Generally increasing in size the longer it floats.

Stephen couldn’t help but notice the river pickle floating towards him. He shouted, “Hey, who squeezed out a river pickle!’

by Third Term Boyz August 04, 2024

dirty river

when one partner defecates in another's mouth so that he/she can give the defecator a blowjob

she was totally incapable of continuing to supply me with dirty rivers after i punched her in the jaw real hard.

by th9091a August 14, 2009

Rivered

Replacing your best friend for a new friend and having your new friends steal your girlfriend.

Danny: Hey what happened to Eric?
Jose: Eric got rivered! He stopped hanging out with us in order to hang with this new guy who then stole his girl.
Danny: Damn, that foo got rivered bad.

by DanSka February 08, 2021

River moment

If somebody does something autistic it's a river moment

Hey billy that was a real river moment huh

yeah john it was

by Riverrrrrrrrrrrrr October 13, 2021