crispy bagel

The supreme type of bread; a plain, room temp bagel with cream cheese that was toasted until brown. Eating this will announce to the world: "Sup fuckers, I'm insert name here and I have a large dick"

Damn, that chad is eating a crispy bagel, must have a large dick.

by SStec November 18, 2019

Turd Bagel

A turd thats inside a Bagel and thats edible; also a insult of your choice

Omg what a turd bagel; ewwww smelly

by hahdgfggehhc February 2, 2020

3amy Bader

3amik: uncle (aa•mik)

Basically means that I’m superior to you and that you should show more respect to me

Fazari: Ayo Bader i got an 89 in the exam, how much did you get?
Bader: i got a 100
Fazari: damn, i guess i should call you 3amy Bader from now on

by #1 Winner at everything #1 December 8, 2020

cranky badger

When a brunette gets cum in her hair and isn't happy about it.

Yeah I came all over her face, she was a cranky badger afterwards...

by Kropotkin92 April 25, 2021

Eat bagel

In a fencing bout when you win 5-0, you have earned the right for your teammates to shout "Eat bagel!" as a celebration because 0 looks like a delicious bagel.

"They just swept 5-0?? LETS GO!! EAT BAGEL" - Your teammate after you win a bout 5-0

by TehSwaggeest August 22, 2021

griffin bader

the most beautiful creature to ever walk on earth. He makes breakfast wraps with eggs and goes on runs with bandanas carrying such grace. If you date a griffin, he will make sure you are the happiest and he will do anything to bring a smile on your face. He also has 3 legs.

Brad: yooo whaddup chad
Chad: whaddupp
Brad: HOly shit Watch OUT griffin bader is coming
Chad: wh..What?!?!? hOlY SHIT
*Brad and Chad runs away*

by bbdevilhehe November 22, 2021

Ch'bagel

When you go to Chipotle and order a bagel and the employee says they don't have any bagels so you order the tortilla with no toppings. Once it arrives you stand up on the counter and thrust your erect dick into the tortilla until it touches the employees nose and wait till they call security.

Joshua : Chipotle doesn't even have bagels
Raymond : Bro you should totally ch'bagel them

by Joofes December 23, 2021