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Jesus would be an army

The Fandom of the boy group BTS is called ARMY and some of them made the term "Jesus would be an army". If Jesus would still be alive, he would definitely be an army, because nobody can resist BTS.
Jesus would be an army. PERIODT.
by KIMCHIENTERTAINMENT June 19, 2020
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super shooter army man explosion war number 2

The best game ever, a super shooter featuring an army man in an explosion war, got a sequel with new mechanics and a sandbox version
Guy 1:Were you playing games all night again?!

Guy 2: Oh man, super shooter army man explosion war number 2 just came out!

Guy 1: understandable have a good day
by Average High School Student December 27, 2021
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Dark Army

The Dark Army is a term referring to all or a large group of black people. Although there isn't a white army or a Mexican Army, the Dark Army is the most powerful and should not be messed with. If you're not part of it, you can either support it or not support it, however, if you don't support it you will become an enemy.
Oh no, the Dark Army is going to jump us!

Who are those guys?
They're the Dark Army, of course!

I do not support the Dark Army.
You don't support black people???
by AcefluxJordina July 31, 2023
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Army

Where bts get their money when rent is due
Jimin: tmr rent is due
Hobi: post a selca for army and you’ll be just fine

Jungkook: hyung i just brought a mansion and im out of money
Jin:just go live and accidentally drink kombucha
by Tinkie..winkie November 22, 2021
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ARMY

ARMY= BTS fans.

ARMY used to be great. They would support all members equally, raise money for charity, adopt endangered wildlife, clean searches if ANY member hated.

Sadly this ARMY no longer exist.

After BTS released Dynamite-Aug 2020 BTS had a new surge of fans & this was the beginning of ARMY's downfall.

May 2021-Butter, their second English song, July 2021- PTD their third English song & again another wave of new fans.

These new fans loved to fight with other fandoms over BTS achievements. Streams suffered although BTS were still garnering achievements.

ARMY no longer cared for the Music, only achievements. The support for ALL members died, # against certain members were left, abuse allegations, toxic anti accounts were growing, donations weren't flowing & now the majority of ARMY mostly fight with Black Pink fans.

Report accounts ignored & toxic accounts growing to 50/70k+
The fandom split, solo supporters, akgaes & toxic shippers which spread hate & accusations of sexual harassment, pedophilia & abuse, all have been ignored.

Big OT7 accounts have turned their support more to a company than to the artists & will often protect themselves/company before the artist.

ARMY WAS a great place for acceptance, now it is full of homophobia, racism, xenophobia, misogyny, sexism, ageism & much more.

ARMY will be BTS's downfall.
ARMY1: Let's go slut shame Black Pink!

ARMY2: ok, fkng whores need putting in their place!
ARMY1: My bias is Jimin and I......
ARMY2: WTF U SOLO GO AWAY OR LOVE ALL 7 EQUALLY!
by Tangalicious November 14, 2023
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Alarmy Army

A army of pjransone stans

That are the superior breed
I’m now a proud member of the alarmy army
by RayRayPerson March 17, 2022
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Hype army

An army of people everywhere hyped, with the power to destroy websites with an overloading amount of excitement and spamming.
Oh no, the Hype army has been unleashed because of the trailer!
by Reading Goat December 13, 2015
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