Anus Rectum Face

A terrifying serial killer who roams the woods of the cocklands.
Little is known about this mysterious person except for their appearance. They possess a face (possibly a mask) with what appears to be a human rectum shown on it.

Sometimes in the woods, campers may hear their friends (s)cream in the night, followed by an ominous utterance:

"I have left you leaking and squeaking."

May whatever god exists have mercy on the poor individuals unfortunate to encounter this terrifying entity.

camper 1: I'm just going to go out into the woods to piss.
camper 2: Sure.

<after five minutes have elapsed>

camper 1: AHHHHHHHHH IT'S ANUS RECTUM FACE!
A.R.F.: I have left you leaking and squeaking.

camper 2: I'd better get the fuck out of here

by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT February 7, 2025

rear anus

When someone can turn around and put a finger in their own anus

Jimmy turned around one night and his finger went up his ass, resulting in a rear anus situation.

by jodyskid October 15, 2017

Shy Anus

A person who doesn't/can't poop when someone is another cubicle.

Dave has a shy Anus and needs to wait for the toilet to be empty

by EskimoSmurf January 9, 2023

Anus cracker

When your breath smells so bad that it smells like you ate a dead dogs shit and the dead dog. They will eat your children at night and your dogs if you don't protect them. The only way you can defend yourself is with Colgate products. It's like a gremlin after midnight except every hour of the day .

yo that girl sitting next to me in American history is such an anus cracker, let's put some Colgate strips on her chair .

by Eatmydiction8==D March 14, 2016

Prepare my anus

A phrase used when dreading an uncomfortable situation.

Jane: Hey Dave what's got you all balled up?

Dave: My wifes' parents are stay over all week, I gotta prepare my anus.

by JustAnotherUselessUser June 2, 2019

ANUS

Acronym for Academic Nuts Universe Society.

Today, I went to the ANUS.

by DefinitionMaster2026 August 21, 2025

ANUS MASTURBATE

It is a BOWEL MOVEMENT from start to finish and it has a PURE PURPOSE at a certain point.

Well, when you realize that this is the most PURE ACT in the world which is proven by the ultimate ASSHOLE LEADER your ANUS MASTURBATE and that is why it feels so good most of the TIME when SHIT passes from your ANUS into the ASSHOLE to the outside world.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 13, 2021