The warmest, nicest, cutest, sexiest, most fun and amazing human being to ever grace this planet. She lights up any room she walks into, and literally everyone that meets her loves her. She names her plants and her stuffed animals, and gives great massages. She loves dogs just as much as you do, and she’s an amazing cuddler. She doesn’t know it, but she’s really the strongest person you know. You’re obsessed enough with her that you write Urban Dictionary definitions of her name when you’re high. You love her to the moon and back. You can’t wait to see her next weekend.
I love you, Lauren
by westcoastboy November 22, 2021
Get the Laurenmug. A girl who might be hot, but You probably hate them because they are so stupid. They usually hold grudges over small things for a very long time.
by Sleepy joe April 12, 2020
Get the Laurenmug. 1. To engage in nonsensical activities that end up with results contradictory to premeditated objectives; 2. To sub-consciously push your life's emotional problems onto others while simultaneously victimizing yourself, insisting that others are the lone source of your issues.
Coined after Lauren Graham and other "reality" T.V. series actresses, this action verb may be used in many ways, such as: After laurening around, not only had I lost the respect and/ or pity of my friends, I had again created a "fresh start" in life; Laurening around has caused injury to myself, both physical and emotional.
by masterkonn98 January 16, 2014
Get the Laureningmug. The best cuz ever! Except her parents wont let us meet up :(!! She is extremely sarcastic but also really annoying and calls at the worst times!!
by ilovemakingcakes February 22, 2022
Get the Lauren Perezmug. Lauren is a very cute but stubborn girl, one might even refer to her as "schattig". She might act like a mum most of the time but deep down she is actually quite the brat. Lauren is overall a harmless creature tho she can become quite dangerous while drunk. Keep a her away from the booze at all costs. All with all she is a real sweetheart so lads find yourself a Lauren while you still can.
"Omg she never listens to a word i say, she is such a Lauren".
Dion:"Look at her she is so smoll, how cute" . Akin:"Yup thats Lauren for ya tehehe".
Dion:"Look at her she is so smoll, how cute" . Akin:"Yup thats Lauren for ya tehehe".
by Dion_Maybe July 10, 2018
Get the Laurenmug. a woman who finds rocks in the jungle and picks out the perfect one to thrust up her pussy and once its all the way in squirts it out at rapid speeds. this rock has been hiding for years but a young lad named gabinson has been on a search for the lost rock. once he finds it he will find her and demonstrate how to do it properly.
by daddy slayer 34523 March 27, 2024
Get the Lauren shell rockmug. 