Deuce

when the fist is clenched and ready to smack the crap outta someone/thing it is referred to as a "Deuce"

You say that one more time and im gonna have to give you the deuce
I got a couple of deuces with your name on 'em

by Steve the Joker November 12, 2003

deuce

A tall guy. A very loud annoying child. He has no friends and is gay. He hasn't came out yet. He is nice if he gets his way. Besides that he's an ass.

Deuce no one likes you.

by Glorious solitary lad April 16, 2022

Rub-A-Deuce

When a male defecate on his own hand and proceeds to use that hand to aggressively pleasure himself through masterbation.

Nick proceeded to Rub-A-Deuce after a long night of gaming with his buddies.

by DirtyDickNBalls May 22, 2016

dollar deuce

When you get into the cash cab and the lights come on and you shit yourself

Todd told Mike that he was picked up by the game show “cash cab” and when the the lights came on he couldn’t help but let out a dollar deuce.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Deuce

Action word for an action used only to describe a feeling

Oh my deuce

by Hewishrjaihreb November 8, 2023

Deuce Fairy

A small, winged creature that flys around at night shitting in the mouths of humans. Most commonly after long nights of drinking and smoking.

Ah, fuck! The deuce fairy visited last night.

by Ash666666 June 26, 2018

dirty deuce

A person who absoluteley smells like onions, after a long day of work of doing nothing on the job.

Damn bro you are a dirty deuce you stinky piece of shit.

by lebron42069 November 12, 2023