The Dirty Jew

Where you are at the end of a liquid substance such as Shampoo, Conditioner, Body Soap, Detergent... (you get the idea) and you must add water to get what’s left out of the bottle.

I had to do The Dirty Jew to the shampoo and conditioner bottles this morning in the shower due to non-portion controlling family members!

by CrazyBttchNAnderson December 5, 2018

jew trap

A purposely deceiving or unfair circumstance.

There was absolutely no hot puss at the party at all as Mark said there would be. What a damn jew trap.

by mitchell April 4, 2005

jew me

What a Latino says when saying "you, me".

Latino: "Jew me, we gotta prollem hir"
White: "Did you mean, 'you and me, we have a problem here'?"

by ReparateMe April 16, 2007

Stealth Jew

A person who, at first appearance doesn't appear Jewish, but upon further conversation, reveals him/herself to be.

A: So, what did you do over the weekend?
B: I fasted.
A: Wait, why?
B: It was Yom Kippur... duh.
A: Wait, you're Jewish?
B: Yeah, I'm a Stealth Jew.

by Kasu Shinbai September 30, 2009

pussy jew

A friend who is a greedy bastard...girlwise

Your friend gets one girl to come to the party with him and does not let said girl bring her friends for the attending males. If this has ever happened to you then your friend is a pussy jew. He keeps all the cunt for himself just like a jew would do with money.

by UTownTrash December 21, 2008

japa jew

The mixed heritage of a person who is Japanese and Jewish, also known as a twinkie.

Marco: Hey AJ! Your a japa jew!
AJ: Let me tell you a word that has to do with sex!

by marcooooo July 9, 2006

Jew Code

n., Used in reference to something that is unfairly obtained to gain an advantage to win.

Dude you used the jew code to win that game.

How the hell did you win that you must have used a jew code to get it.

by JtotheFtotheD February 5, 2009