crotch dump

the smell when you take a shit after working out or a sporting event... then you catch the scent of shit and ball sweat...

"crotch dump is the worst thing imaginable"

by CFfosho December 15, 2008

Pre-dump

v. To turn someone down before you are asked out

Isaac pre-dumped me last night. He told me he doesn't want to date me and just wants to be friends

by Sorrelstrom December 16, 2008

Dumped the Bunny

After your done having sex, and your resting. Your soft cock falls out of her snapper.

I made such a mess last night. After having sex with Lauren. I fell asleep and dumped the bunny all over the bed.

by Shaun Gowman September 03, 2008

Soft Dump

The act of breaking up with a partner by lying to make them feel better. The typical lie involves blaming the dumper's own self for the problem.

1) I realized that I was being soft dumped when he said, "It's not you it's me."

by DrLuv June 12, 2011

Highway Dump

The act of taking a shit on the side of the highway when there is no bathroom availible.

Gary had a serious case of turtle head poking while traveling down I-696 near Detroit. With no shitters in sight, he pulled over and took a Highway Dump in front of his car. He used his pants and underwear to wipe his ass, and was on his way.

by Floss 69 January 21, 2006

Rage Dump

Being so stressed over exams that you squat over your desk and take a dump in the middle of the examination.

Person A looks around and sees person B on their desk, crouching low.
Person B: *tight face* "Arrgnnfff*
Person A *shakes head*, "wow, he must be stressed to be actually taking a rage dump*

by sazzajay8 November 21, 2011

blast a dump

To shit. Usually a short explosion of fecal matter.

I'm going to go blast a dump.

by cellophane September 06, 2002