Asshole Optimism

When someone tries to put an optimistic spin on an unfotmunate situation, but has a sarcastic intent, and ends up subtly coming off as an asshole.

"It's cool that you have no car like everyone else," said Lucas, "now you can have fun riding your bike everywhere." In a show of asshole optimism.

by doktorj March 8, 2014

Asshole Conduit

When your significant other wants you to deal with something that annoys them in avoidance. Usually making you to appear to be the asshole.

I’m tired of doing my husbands dirty work. Like I’m an asshole conduit for his shit. Instead of dealing with crap himself, he pushes it off on me making me look like the asshole for trying to keep the peace. FML.

by Nickel Sack13 April 16, 2019

respected asshole

Adj. A oxymoron to describe a person who is highly respected but at the same time, this person gets away with being an asshole due to established hierarchy status.

Example:
1."My boss is the biggest "respected asshole" I have ever known.

2. "Hey that punk ass mod banned me for getting tired of his shit!" "Fuck him, from now on hes a "very overly respected asshole!"

by noneofyourfuckingbusness October 21, 2012

Jackson Asshole

When a man puts bleach up a woman’s ass and fucks her up it so his dick come out lighter

Dude Jeremy received the Jackson Asshole from Shiela

No Way! I heard his dick is like 10x paler now

by Dollar Tree Glasses June 14, 2021

asshole tint

The too dark window tint on a drivers side window.

Hey, pull up to that BMW that's cutting everyone off so we can see who it is. Damn, I can't see him, he's got asshole tint!

by 4somefun December 12, 2014

asshole teeth

When you clench your but so hard it's like holding onto the seat with teeth. Mostly used while riding motorcycles or in power sports.

When the guy cut me off I held onto the seat with asshole teeth

by swampy Dolan June 14, 2021

Asshole Hangover

The shitty feeling you get after being an uncalled for asshole the night before.

"Damn, I treated my friends like shit for no reason, what the fuck was I thinking?"
"That's a wicked asshole hangover you got there. Better go fix it"

by Kazokone March 11, 2012