A phrase created to be used as a substitute for swearing at someone. Means basically the same as "fuck off," only it's school-appropriate.
Stupid Person: Hey, let me see your math homework. I didn't finish mine.
You: Dude, no one likes you. Go eat a winky waffle.
You: Dude, no one likes you. Go eat a winky waffle.
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A breakfast version of the Russian Sandwich (AKA The Sneaky Lenin) popular in the resort villages of Cabo San Lucas.
Procedure: A male gives his female partner a Tequila Sunrise enema upon waking up. He soaks up the drips with a freshly made Belgian waffle, and stuffs it in her mouth.
He then flips her over and proceeds to pleasure her anally, leaving the waffle in place as a ball gag.
The trifecta (or tres-fecta, if you'd like to ingratiate yourself with the locals) is complete once she eats the waffle with man syrup and cums out the remainder of the tequila sunrise. Bonus points for a cherry involved. Super bonus points if the stem is in a knot.
Procedure: A male gives his female partner a Tequila Sunrise enema upon waking up. He soaks up the drips with a freshly made Belgian waffle, and stuffs it in her mouth.
He then flips her over and proceeds to pleasure her anally, leaving the waffle in place as a ball gag.
The trifecta (or tres-fecta, if you'd like to ingratiate yourself with the locals) is complete once she eats the waffle with man syrup and cums out the remainder of the tequila sunrise. Bonus points for a cherry involved. Super bonus points if the stem is in a knot.
by Andrew Sundberg November 27, 2010
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Get the Wafflecopter mug.The act of blowing your wad in a chicks ass cheeks then dropping your hairy balls between them for 30 seconds. As the load dries it rips out your pubes leaving a hairy samich.
by GSssssss August 9, 2006
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When someone accomplishes a difficult task that may be considered extremely or mildly grotesque, and is compared to the vaginal disease 'Blue Waffle'.
When someone accomplishes a difficult task that may be considered extremely or mildly grotesque, and is compared to the vaginal disease 'Blue Waffle'.
Tessa: What... what did you do to his ankle?
Tyler: Oh, you mean why it looks all fucked up? I blue waffle'd that shit.
Tessa: ...Ew.
Tyler: Oh, you mean why it looks all fucked up? I blue waffle'd that shit.
Tessa: ...Ew.
by DefectCriminal January 13, 2011
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