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Boner Wrestling

The Format is much like Sumo Wrestling. You start in a circle with both members with hands on each others members. The goal is to pull or push the person out of the ring. Dismemberment is not a plus, but it does happen. If someone accidently orgasm during a match, they are disqualified. Also, the other person is not allowed to help the opponent to reach climax.
Dude, I watched puma and hero boner wrestling last night. They didn't let go for over an hour.
by Chodaboy068 January 24, 2016
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friendship-boner

an instance wherein two or more friends haven't seen each other in a large amount of time so they get really excited to hang out together
The two employees that were friends hadn't worked together in so long that when they saw each other they got friendship-boners and nothing got done.
by Edumacatin' Y'all November 8, 2015
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Perma-boner

This weird ass security guard at Stevens High School that has a hard on whenever he’s around kids
Guy 1: Look it’s perma-boner!
Guy 2: What the fuck
by Mr McNigga November 28, 2018
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Chest Boners

She must be cold, you could hang your coat and hat on those chest boners
by Shumpster December 31, 2010
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Boner exhaustion

When you have rocked a boner for an extended period of time and it feels like it has had it's own workout day at the gym.
After a weekend of sex and nakedness Heather wanted more, but Aaron couldn't do it, he was clearly suffering from boner exhaustion.
by Energy 79 June 20, 2016
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Boner heaven

1. When something is so great it feels like having a wonderful boner

2. A place gay dudes go to when they die
Dude your house is so sweet it like boner heaven

When Freddie mercury Died he went to boner heaven
by Boner Heaven July 11, 2016
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boner corn

Kernels of undigested corn which can be found stuck to your penis immediately following withdrawal from unprotected anal sex. Preferably, one would find boner corn while in the woods, after a barbecue, on hot August night in South Carolina.
After the camping trip, my dick was covered in boner corn.
by Iamascientist86 January 23, 2015
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