The birdgay syndrome

A virus that can affect the mental state of an individual causing them to be overwhelmed by feelings of affection towards their partner
- obsession with their significant other. If it progresses to a chronic stage it could lead to loss of close friends due to neglect.
- mentioning their significant other even if the subject matter is completely unrelated.
If left untreated: Permanent regrowth of the hymen can occur.

Example 1:

Person 1: " where is our friend isaac?"
Person 2: " he is with jessie... again, i think he contracted the birdgay syndrome"

Example 2:

Friend: " lets have a bevvy tonight!"
Infected friend : " sorry mate i already made plans with my bird and i cannot cancel."

by Sanjorge8 May 14, 2019

Chastity Syndrome

Constantly telling lies, especially when the truth is better.

Henry, you lie so much. I would bet you have Chastity Syndrome.

by Jennni December 3, 2019

Jetstream Syndrome

When a large portion of a Video Game's fanbase consists of teenagers who make the game their entire personality despite only watching a few cutscenes and seeing a lot of memes.

I miss when DMC5 wasn't just a game known for memes, the game's been suffering through Jetstream Syndrome a lot recently.

by MrEggawott February 15, 2023

Eastwood Syndrome

People get Eastwood syndrome by going to Eastwood primary school and symptoms include: Down syndrome,autism and Tourettes

Joe do your work

I can’t I have Eastwood syndrome

by Eastwood boi August 22, 2018

Epio Syndrome

When a player in a bedwars game just sits in the forge without sharing loot.

Ah shit... We have another guy with Epio Syndrome smh...

by MrEpio March 20, 2021

Fuchs' Syndrome

A rare disorder found mainly in small Jewish females. Symptoms include are not limited to bitchiness, inability to communicate with those legally sane, lame excuses for illreplacable actions, and a really, really, lousy attitude.

1.) Tim's wife threw a pan at his head. She must have been suffering from that Fuchs' Syndrome, again.

2.) I'd rather deal with a perverted guy in a teletubbies suit than deal with your mom while she suffers from Fuch's Syndrome.

by I.M.In Witness Protection June 7, 2007

Powerschool Syndrome

When overachieving high school students check their online report cards an absurd amount of times in the hope that a grade from an important test or exam will be posted.

Sarah: "That English midterm was ridiculous."
Rachel: "I know, ugh. I've checked Powerschool every 5 minutes for the past 5 hours in the hope that the grades will go up. Still nothing."
Sarah: "Girl, you gotta stop. Don't fall prey to Powerschool Syndrome!"

by stripedbanana February 19, 2012