yellow waffle

when a man pees on a waffle as the woman proceeds to eat said waffle

she wanted to reward me with a yellow waffle breakfast

by waffle house November 2, 2021

waffle#0001

The best moderator on the FearsomeFire Official Server. Became a moderator through illegitimate means, similar to most of the other mods. Does his job great, is active, and only 2-20 people hate him.

Have you seen waffle#0001? He is a decent mod. I thank FearsomeFire and uPilot for keeping him as a mod.

by absolutewaffle March 13, 2022

wacky waffle

When you take a shower start beating your meat, shit yourself and then waffle stomp your shit down the drain!

Jerry did a wacky waffle in the shower last night.

by shaman _u1trastrong January 7, 2021

Blue Waffle

Something you don’t want to fuck.

I heard Sarah had a blue waffle.

by JesseTzx February 19, 2020

pregnant waffle

someone who gives birth to their pet dog and dad who left you 20 years ago.

"U pregnant waffle!" "my dead dog is a pregnant waffle".

by Yidos June 19, 2019

dieggo waffles

a balicious shobe that gets sent letters from close friends

Wow, look at dieggo waffles over there

by MlemShobe November 19, 2019

stoop waffle

The involuntarily release of poop when bending over.

Jade: oh no
Mindy: what?
Jade: I think I just cooked up a stoop waffle

by mattpacer May 16, 2016